Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #109 - Padlocks Are A Lot Like Penises We’re kicking off Season 5 with our biggest and most important contest ever! We are in search of the first ever Captain Creampuff who will serve as our Ambassador to the world. Basically, it’s our version of the #1 Fan. Also in this episode, hear the Muppets response to Fox News, Pres. Obama exploring a post presidential singing career, and what’s going on in the Buffalo Theater Scene including the outstanding performance of Lorraine O’Donnell in the cult rock musical, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #108 - An All-Star Cast Just as the title states, this week’s bonus episode features a star studded cast including, Taylor the Latteboy of the Best GLBT nominated Pod is My CoPilot, Christina Hill of the Best General Podcast winner, Greetings From Nowhere, and your host Joey Bucheker of the People’s Choice and Best GLBT nominated Cocktails and Cream Puffs. This episode is filled with loads of fun and laughter but also some seriousness, such is life. Topics included, massages, politic, cruises (Italian, gay, and Disney) whippets, Paula Deen and more. You’ll just have to listen to find out! Check out: Pod is My CoPilot at www.podismycopilot.com Greetings from Nowhere at www.visitnowhere.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #106 - Foot Panties In this final regular episode of Season 4 the boys start out by discussing the Senate’s proposed “Stop Online Piracy Act” (SOPA). While the title of this bill sounds like something we all could get behind some of the details could be destructive to the freedoms on the internet for everyone, including, bloggers, face bookers, and podcasters. Get informed and let your congressional representatives know where you stand. Also this week we find out that Chaz Bono is saving up to buy a penis, Joey is fitted for pointe shoes and discovers foot panties, Marc and Matt get filthy porn at an Epiphany party, the cast has been tentatively announced for what is sure to be a long movie version of Les Miserables, and Beyoncé has given birth to Blue Ivy…She may want to get that checked out! For more information in SOPA , check out the links below: http://hudsonjournalist.blogspot.com/2012/01/google-yahoo-facebook-amazon-to-shut.html http://www.craigslist.org/about/SOPA

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #105 - Lists Still recovering from the New Year festivities, Joey and Marc review the best of gay lists as provided by Advocate and Out magazines. Joey discusses his platform as he announces he is running for office and Marc is nearly eliminated by a public service billboard. Additionally, the Queen of Soul Aretha is engaged, Katy Perry is officially getting divorced, and Ricky Martin is to wed in New York too.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #104 - Creamin in the New Year 2012 Happy New Year Creamies! May everyone have a prosperous and healthy 2012. This episode was presented LIVE on Pride 48 on December 31st. We stared "Creamin in the New Year" last year as a live event and we hope to continue it for years to come. Thank you to everyone who joined us in the chat room, everyone who called in, and to our in studio guests and partners Nick, Kenny, and Kevin. PS it was Joey's birthday too.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #103 - LIVE Christmas Spectacular Thank you to everyone who joined us for our LIVE Christmas Special on Pride48.com. We had a great time and we hope you did too. And, finally we heard Twas the Night Before Christmas by the Naughty Nanny. We thank you all for your constant support and your overwhelming genorisity. Have a very Merry Christmas from all of us to all of you.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #102 - You and I This week Creamie Land was filled with both joy and sorrow. Marc shared with us his sadness and memories with the recent passing of his Grandmother. She was a great woman whose legacy will live on through her family and the people’s lives she touched. On the flip side, Wendy had visitors from down under. After nearly a decade she was reunited with her brother Peter and his wife Jill. Truly it was a weekend to remember with wine, stories of the farm, and a replenished supply of clip on koalas. Everyone, please give your family an extra hug this holiday season. You won’t regret it! In Loving Memory of Mary L. Marconi December 22, 1917 - December 5, 2011

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #101 - Strip Podcasting This episode is finally a short one with only Joey and Matt this week. Just to shake things up, the boys decided to remove an article of clothing after each segment, fortunately it’s an audio podcast.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #100 - The Big 100 In a world that we have seen so many terrific shows pod-fade away we stayed the course and have made it to our 100th episode! We could not have done this without all of your continuous support and we thank you. This week the gang is all together to show our thanks and gratitude for our awesome listeners. Topics included; The Muppet Movie recap, how Joey ruined Thanksgiving (almost), Black Friday ass-holes, what Marc is willing to do for love, Wendy’s view of the Buchekers, and in honor of World AIDS Day Matt shared a touching memory of a dear departed friend. Here’s to 100 more. There are only 24 days until Christmas! For all your Holiday shopping needs visit the Amazon link on our home page! Not only is it the easiest way to support the show but is also the easiest and usually cheapest place to shop.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #99 - Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational Happy Turkey Day Creamies! The boys with great anticipation celebrate the return of the Muppets to the big screen and are joined by very special guests on a promotional tour. This week the boys also discuss their holiday plans, Wendy’s big win, ball shaving, Regis retiring, Kathie Lee’s music career, Ashton and Demi split, Liza breaks her leg and so much more. To check out The Nimals, visit thenimals.blogspot.com Be sure to visit the Amazon link on our home page for all your Holiday shopping needs!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #98 - Bleep This is a week of fun, frivolity, and giddiness. Buffalo is under a tornado warning and 10 women from the Buffalo area ages 18-58 where busted for prostitution, don’t worry Wendy has been accounted for. Joey shares his first Grateful Deadish experience including his near death, Matt makes a confession, Marc shares his sound of climax, and we hear stories of Bleep. Be sure to visit the Amazon link on our home page for all your Holiday shopping needs including an MP3 of this week's closing song 'Oldest Profession' from The Life

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #97 - Greetings From China We may have not won the Podcast Awards this year but that doesn’t matter because our “sister” show on the West coast did! Congratulations to Greetings From Nowhere the winner of Best General Podcast for 2011. This week’s episode is filled with laughter, celebrities behaving badly and Mariah Carey giving away her modern Christmas classic to anyone who will take it. Also Matt turned down the chance to sing a duet with the one and only Patti Labelle and we have a new fabulous listener in China! Music from this week’s episode includes: 'All I Want for Christmas' performed by Michael Buble and 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' performed by Patti Labelle both available for download through the Amazon link on the home page.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #96 - My Brew is Where the Parties At! It’s Halloween week and the boys reminisce about Halloween costumes past and for National Podcast Post Month we have our first of a series of interviews with podcaster beginning with Christine and Nicole from our “sister” podcast, Greetings From Nowhere.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #95 - Pride 48 "Live" from the Luxor For those of you who did not hear us LIVE this year from the Luxor Hotel in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada for the Pride 48 weekend, here's your chance. The show is truly a technical train wreck, but hey we lived and learned and had the time of our lives. PS Please don't adjust your speed at the beginning, Joey IS speaking a mile a minute and some.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #94 - Confessions Ten years ago, Buffalo United Artists presented a staged reading of Confessions, an original play by then 21-year-old Matthew Crehan Higgins about the no holds barred experiences of young gay men on the verge of adulthood. The popular play spawned a holiday themed sequel, and a revised version became the most honored offering at the 2004 National Gay & Lesbian Theatre Festival, taking honors as Best Ensemble Cast, Best Director, Best New Play, and Best of the Festival. On this anniversary, Buffalo United Artists presented a one night reading featuring original cast members Brant Adamczyk, Paul Kenjarski, and Matthew Crehan Higgins, joined by Gary Andrews and Matthew Mooney in a benefit for The Trevor Project - the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #93 - Subtitles for the Hearing Impaired Team Cream Puff is about to face off on Family Feud in Rochester this upcoming weekend and thanks to an iPhone app they are able to attempt to brush up their skills and later have a family feud of their own. By the way, unless the answer is deaf or hearing impaired related, Matt will not be in the fast money round. This week we also discuss Wendy’s great move, the Rat Pack, theatre etiquette, and how a post on Facebook can open a world of dialogue and of course a little rant about the Podcast Awards. To everyone who is continuing to vote for us, THANK YOU. Voting ends Wednesday. Let’s finish strong. podcastawards.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #92 - The Cat Has Two Faces This is another week with only two of the boys, someday we’ll be together, yes we will, yes we will. Thanks to all of you we are pleased and honored to announce that we have been nominated again this year for the Podcast Awards in the categories of People’s Choice and GLBT. THANK YOU for your support and congrats to the other nominees.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #90 - You Can't Fight City Hall The Crown Jewel to this episode actually occurred immediately after we finished taping last week’s episode. If Wendy didn’t have bad luck, she would have no luck at all. Also this week Joey attended a vigil for a fallen angel, Marc showed the world is orgasm face and Matt received some news. Don’t forget the Podcast Award nominations end on September 30th. If you have not nominated Cocktails and Cream Puffs yet in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and BEST GLBT, we need you to go to podcastawards.com and do it NOW! We are nothing without you. Please show your Creamie Pride and support.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #89 - Where's Wendy? This week we recap our fabulous trip for Pride 48 to Las Vegas. What was the most popular question asked of us? You guessed it, “where’s Wendy?”! Our Vegas adventures include meeting all the fabulous podcasters of Pride 48, Joey’s war with Sprint, and the well planned Las Vegas Pride Parade. PS this week’s episode is NOT sponsored by Sprint. Start saving your pennies now for next year’s Pride 48 weekend, it is not to be missed. Unfortunately, we also had to discuss another tragic teen suicide due to bullying, this one hitting even closer to home. Be part of the solution and spread the message of NO HATE. It does get better. Finally the Podcast Award nominations end on September 30th. If you have not nominated Cocktails and Cream Puffs yet in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and BEST GLBT, we need you to go to podcastawards.com and do it NOW! We are nothing without you; please show your Creamie Pride and support. Please consider supporting a new Lesbian themed film “Lesbians of Long Island” by going to kickstarter.com/projects/berylfine/lesbians-of-long-island

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #88 - Oh Beehive! Oh Beehive! - It's time for Podcast Award Nomination. For your consideration, please go to www.podcastawards.com and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs in the categories of People's Choice and Best GLBT. It takes less then 60 seconds and you get a lifetime of our devotion. Next stop, Vegas Baby! Order your Limited Edition Pride 48 in Vegas T-Shirt here: http://pride48invegas2011.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/limited-edition-pride-48-las-vegas-t-shirts/

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #87 - Smorgasbord The boys are back with a smorgasbord of topics. Speaking of smorgasbord, Pride 48 in Las Vegas is only 1 week away! Be sure to listen to your Creamies LIVE on Saturday September 17th at 9pm EST. In this episode the boys discuss the harsh reactions to Dancing with the Stars casting choice of Chaz Bono. Be advise haters... you are pissing off Cher and she is going to come at you like a mama bear protecting it’s cub on those nature shows. Matt shares the secret of making a proper wedding toast; it’s not all about you! And, the porn industry had a temporary shut down. Hurricanes and Earthquakes I can handle but this is just too much. Order your Limited Edition Pride 48 in Vegas T-Shirt here: http://pride48invegas2011.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/limited-edition-pride-48-las-vegas-t-shirts/

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #86 - A Doll's Hosue Due to technical difficulties this episode is very late but hopefully will be worth the wait. This week the boys are all back together and discuss the inconvenient truth of the recent events Mother Nature has released on the East Coast. Joey and Dell had a falling out, Matt decided he wants to start a new hobby, Marc reflects on home movies; not the type you think, actual family home movies and Carol Channing shares helpful advice with all the little boys and little girls.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #85 - I've Been Downsized This week love is in the air as two very special Cream Puff siblings get engaged (not to each other), Marc has his six month aversary and Joey gets licked by a cow. Laugh along with Joey, Marc and Wendy as the also introduce a new show sponsor that is sure to get you off.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #84 - I Don't Do Blow Jobs! We may not have Marc this week but we have something even better, Dame Betsy Carmichael returns after a stunning run in the West End. This week Wendy just can’t seem to take out the trash, Joey starts a “new” job but in the meanwhile is temping as a dog short order cook, Matt announces in the paper he is not getting married, the Desperate Housewives have one more card game, Joan Rivers shares the secrets to her success and the studio is filled with sexual tension.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #83 - Wendy's Big Reveal This week’s episode is like none you have ever heard before. The inmates have taken over and Marc is in the Captain’s chair. Filled with format changes, a review of Jim Steinman music, Lucy Fest, dead babies, and a stunning realization by the Naughty Nanny Wendy. This is truly an episode with something for everyone or one really messed up individual. This episode contains the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" performed by The Glee Cast available for download through the amazon link on the home page.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #82 - The Mad Hatter A brand new season 4 with the same old arguments. This week we explore family trees as Joey desperately tries to establish himself as the Crown Prince of Hungary and Matt brings a familiar face to his Grandmother. Marc meanwhile is meeting fans in public; just not his directly and we discover our inner voice. Additionally we discuss the death of Grammy Award winning artist, Amy Winehouse, the brutal butterfly attack on HRH Princess Beatrice, and Miley Cyrus giving the gays the finger.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #81 - Recovery Mode On Stage Act 2 This is a recording of the July 17th, 2011 closing night performance of Recovery Mode. Recovery Mode is a comedy by Matthew Burlingame based on the spoken word piece of the same name by Matthew Crehan Higgins. This production was presented by Buffalo United Artists and directed by Joey Bucheker featuring Matthew Crehan Higgins as Matt, Victoria Perez as Susan, Marc Sacco as Marc, Gary Andrews as Tom, and Sean Murphy as John/Adam.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #80 - Recovery Mode On Stage Act 1 This is a recording of the July 17th, 2011 closing night performance of Recovery Mode. Recovery Mode is a comedy by Matthew Burlingame based on the spoken word piece of the same name by Matthew Crehan Higgins. This production was presented by Buffalo United Artists and directed by Joey Bucheker featuring Matthew Crehan Higgins as Matt, Victoria Perez as Susan, Marc Sacco as Marc, Gary Andrews as Tom, and Sean Murphy as John/Adam.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #79 - Friends This week’s bonus episode is a bonus in every sense of the word since we are joined by the absolutely fabulous Christina Hill from Greetings from Nowhere. This episode also veers from the traditional format since it is one big discussion celebrating our adventures with Christina including; Niagara Falls, Buffalo wings, the Rochester Gay Pride Parade, and the Casa de Kangaroo and so much more plus questions from Creamies. Be sure to check out Christina on Greetings from Nowhere at www.visitnowhere.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #78 - You Must Be This Tall to Ride This episode is filled with murder, intrigue, accusations, espionage, and lots of drama, which coincidentally is exactly the ending to season 3 we were hoping for. Not to mention that the Boys were joined by special guests, Naughty Nanny Wendy, Liza, First Lady Michelle Obama, the big JC himself and most importantly we had a visit from our most devoted Creamie, Tom V from California. Check out the new trend for Chinese dogs: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/07/11/chinese-trend-involves-dyeing-dogs-wild-animals Help us fundraise and make Joey and Marc’s lives a drag. Make a donation and don’t forget to visit us at the Rochester Pride Parade on Saturday!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #77 - Come To My Garden This week it’s just the two of us since Marc checked himself into Betty Ford. Fear not two can have just as much fun as three, well in podcasting at least. In this episode Joey shares his new obsession with Priscilla the Queen of the Desert – the Musical, Matt is eternally thankful for his latest theatrical endeavor and it’s just one week until Christina, host of Greetings from Nowhere, joins the boys in Buffalo. Be sure to check out the newest LGBT podcast, This Week in Gay and P.S. never over pay for a hotdog. Get the original Broadway Cast Recording of Priscilla Queen of the Desert through our Amazon link on the home page!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #76 - The Rise Of Mothra This week New York State became the 6th state in the country to pass marriage equality., the East Coast premiere of Recovery Mode has opened in Buffalo, and Marc has survived a life threatening attack. Thank God for his knight in shining honor Nick. All this and barking cats, horse fuckers, and caddy turned hookers. Four! To check out the “barking cat” visit www.wimp.com/catbarks

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #75 - After A Small Struggle Such a busy week, the boys took time after dress rehearsals for Recovery Mode to record this week’s show at the theatre.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #74 - Beware Of Cougars This week the Cream Puffs started with one of the biggest, bulging, and probing news stories, Weiner Gate. They then shared a re-cap of their week’s including Buffalo Gay Pride 2011, cougar attacks, rehearsals, angry birds, and another podcaster dedicating and entire episode to ranting about Joey’s marketing methods. Actually, he calls it a rant; if he listened to this show he would understand what a real rant is!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #73 - I'll Take Uncomfortable For 1000 Please If three's company and four's a crowd, what is five? Well, this may give you an idea. Do not try this at home. This week as the Cream Puffs prepare for Buffalo Pride, they are joined once again by Gary Andrews from last year and the Naughty Nanny Wendy. Some of you may recall that the last time Wendy and Gary were face to face, she shot him and pushed him down the stairs

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #72 - Nick Loves Lucy This week begins with some chilling Tornado audio and then goes into the usual bitchery including; rehearsals, sex, celebrities, arguing, diets, moo moos, food, trips, and of course Lucille Ball. What more could you possibly ask for? Happy Gay Pride Month Creamies!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #71 - A Farewell To Wendy This week is the Naughty Nanny's Birthday and possibly her final appearence. PS the Rapture did not happen. Just wanted to make sure you knew.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #70 - The Other Middleton We’re 70 girls, 70! This week we discover that Pippa is not the only hottie sibling on the Duchess of Cambridge, there is also a sexy brother who likes to walk around and be photographed. In a word, perfect but enough about his ass. Also this week, Joey breaks another computer and shreds a puppet for its lack luster audition, Marc experiences the movie Funny Girl and Matt ponders why straight fat guys are hot. Remember if the Rapture does not occur, Naughty Nanny Wendy’s Birthday is May 24th. Show her your love and send her a card!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #69 - Bars Or Bust Another strange pseudo serious week filled with theatre, murder, and deception. The boys are still talking about Bin Laden in his new under the sea home, Joey’s show “Mame – Turn off the Lights” has been postponed a week, Marc refuses to prepare an auditions song and Matt is trying to unfriend someone permanently. I told you, strange.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #68 - A Weekend To Remember This past weekend has been a news reporters dream. First we started with the glamorous and regal wedding of the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton. I was awake at 4am, were you? The next day the Vatican revealed the Pope John Paul II is a step closer to becoming a Saint and finally we finished the weekend off with Osama Bin Laden moving a step closer to burning eternally in hell. All and all it was a great weekend. Order something nice for Mom today by going to the PRO FLOWERS banner on our home page. Do it now!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - RB2 - Hey Baby! This week is an unexpected re-run of episode #35 due to the fact that after taping a fabulous show, the Creamie Computer hard drive exploded. We will be back next week with a brand new episode and we want to thank you for making us a nominee for Artvoice’s Best of Buffalo, “Best Blog”. This episode was collectively our favorite and is a rollercoaster ride. It may start out slow but then takes off like a rocket. The hot topic this week is Marc’s trip in the magical mystery van. Married or crazy? You be the judge. Lindsay Lohan’s going back to the clink, new Glee guest star revealed and Mariah Carey is angled to perfection. Remember Mother’s Day is right around the corner so go to our homepage and click the link to Pro Flowers and buy Mom the Gift of Flowers. You won’t be disappointed. Music in this week’s episode includes: Some People from Gypsy performed by Patti LuPone The Art of the Possible performed by the Original 1979 Broadway Cast of Evita Meadowlark performed by Patti LuPone All selections are available on through our Amazon link.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #67 - Rapture For Dummies With all of the obvious signs that the end of the world is quickly approaching…What signs? Earthquakes, tornados, birds falling from the sky, dead sea lions, individuals bursting into flames in porn stores….need I continue? Well, if you do believe we want you to be prepared so we have put together a check list of must have items including but not limited to tools to distil water (see Marc), a horse, dog poop insurance, tim tams, a double p dildo, a tub of boy butter (I am sure the Rapture is like the lines at an amusement park, hurry up and wait, boy butter helps the time pass) and do not offer to play JC Gaga’s new song. I tend to think it’s still a bone of contention between them. Wouldn’t it be a kick in the ass if the Rapture is like that movie Signs and they avoid the water? This would mean Matt at his lake house is safe. Well, I’ll be goddamned, literally. Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog. atrvoice.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #66 - Kids Drink Free We’re back bitches. Joey is still yammering on about his perfect Atlantis vacation. Marc is still in a relationship. Is this good for the future of the show? Matt returned to the land of his birth and played an icebreaker game with 2 former acquaintances. Mariah and Nick Carey have decided to start screwing up their kids early and Applebee’s launched its new Kiddies Cocktail menu. All of this and more plus a PO Box surprise! Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog. atrvoice.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #65 - Vacation Part 2: Serenade of the Seas Part 2 of Joey's vacation aboard the fabulous Serenade of the Sea, visiting St Lucia, Aruba, Curcia, and St. Maarten. With Atlantis specialguest performer Alan Cumming. Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog. atrvoice.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #64 - Vacation Part 1: Puerto Rico Joey's Atlantis Gay Cruise has finally arrived (and gone). His fabulous vacation has been charted in mini episodes recorded on location aboard the Serenade of the Seas and begins on the gorgeous Island of Puerto Rico. Pay attention you may learn something and there will be a quiz at the end! The Cream Puffs will be back to "regular" episodes next Thursday, April 14th. Music from this episode includes America from West Side Story Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog. atrvoice.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #63 - From the Cutting Room Floor Outtakes and deleted scenes from seasons 1 thru 3. Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog. atrvoice.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #62 - Technical Difficulties The title clearly says it all. This week we recorded the show in the morning hours of the day and apparently the recording equipment planned on sleeping in. Listen to Joey's pre-cruise plans and Chris Brown rant. Matt's confusion about the adoption process and Marc's two timing waitress. Remember to Please Nominate www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com as Artvoice's Best of Buffalo , Best Blog. atrvoice.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #61 - Did I Mention These Cookies Are Delicious? We asked and you came through. Our box was so stuffed it was overflowing and it felt good. Now we have one more favor from our Creamie Army. Help nominate us for Artvoice’s Best in Buffalo for the Best Blog. This week we discussed everything from the crisis in Japan, to overzealous fans in the john to a special Viva Las Vegas announcement.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #60 - If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick What has this world come to? People holding demonstrations at funerals, universities suspending students for having consensual sex, other universities where professors use vibrators on their fiancées in front of the class for extra credit, men driving their wives around on the hoods of their cars, Asians running around in Tony the Tiger costumes with co-workers chasing them with tranquilizer guns and none of this has anything to do with Charlie Sheen to boot. Winning?

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #59 - Sugar Tits In this week’s episode Marc declares his love for Sugar Tits and just in time the Brits perfect breast milk ice cream. Mmm mmm good. We discuss this year’s horrible Oscars Ceremony, Charlie Sheen’s spiral, start a new contest, and a war and finally, we make 2 big announcements. First we have a new P.O. Box. Who will be the first to stuff our box? And second..you’ll just have to listen.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #58 - Twas The Night Before Easter In this week’s installment Matt received the Barbie of his dreams, Joey’s TV movie has apparently been released, Marc shares his adventures in dating and Wendy is still perfecting catapulting her car over the ice into her driveway. Or you can just skip all this crap and go straight to the lesson of the week which is don’t piss Mom off or she’ll put your shit on eBay.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #57 - You Were Born This Way, So Express Yourself This week the boys talk about Madonna’s, I mean Lady Gaga’s new song as performed on the Grammy and a local hot Congressman posting his naughty pics on Craigslist. Also Joey rants about BINGO, Marc was rear-ended, and Matt just can’t take a compliment. All of this and more including the winner of our Creamie Contact Contest.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #56 - They Said It Would Never Last It’s hard to believe that a full year has gone by since our first show. What’s even more astonishing is that after all the triumphs, trials and tribulations that we are still here, or speaking to each other for that matter! This week we discuss our Homofied Bowling Party, the Grammys, the return of Dallas, what not to call 911 for, the shocking behavior of Japanesse parents, and of course Christina Aguilera’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #55 - Balls To You! The Boys are Back and ready to kick off Season 3. This week they moved into their new studio, shared their hiatus adventures and Joey has a very important message to a very special Creamie. Also this week Charlie Sheen is back in rehab again; Cousin Geri is gay; and Lady Gaga is working on a new fragrance, perhaps she should call it “Date Rape”. You be the judge. Musical Selections in this week’s episode include: Endless Love performed by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross and Bad Romance performed by Lady Gaga Both of which are available on MP3 through our Amazon link found on the home page!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #54 - Creamin In The New Year 2011 This bonus episode was originally presented LIVE on Pride48.com on December 31, 2010 - New Years Eve (Joey's Birthday too). Join us next week for the kick off of 3rd Season and our 1 year anniversary.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - RB1 - A Little Look Back In Time As the 1st anniversary quickly approaches and with the Cream Puffs on vacation, we present to you Cocktails and Cream Puffs - Episode 1. Please consider donating a mere $2 to Cocktails and Cream Puffs to help with the upcoming Season 3 operating cost. Just click the PayPal link at the bottom of the page!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #53 - It's A Quiet Thing In this final episode of the 2nd Season, Marc makes a shocking proclamation…if his pants are off, he plans on getting off! Where could we possibly go from here? You’ll just have to find out. Music in this episode includes It’s A Quiet Thing performed by Liza Minnelli available on iTunes.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #52 - Will The Real Matt Please Stand This week the full play adaption of Matt’s spoken word piece, Recovery Mode is opening in Sacramento, CA. So we are joined by the fabulous playwright Matthew Burlingame of Spanking Bea Arthur who adapted Recovery Mode and by the new Matt Crehan Higgins, Michael Hedges. If in the Sacramento Area be sure to check out Recovery Mode presented by the Lambda Players http://www.lambdaplayers.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #51 - Reflections Of 2010 The Cream Puffs this week shared their magical Christmas adventures and reflected on the Best of 2010.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #50 - Our First Christmas...Special Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our devoted Creamies around the World. At this special time of the year the Cream Puffs have come together to share their favorite Christmas songs and to debut a new one you all will love. All of the songs on this week's episode are available on iTunes or through the Amazon link on our website.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #49 - And The Winners Are... Not Us Thank you to everyone who supported and voted for us for this year's Podcast Awards. It was an honor to be nominated. Congratulations to Savage Love, winner for GLBT and to Tell'em Steve Dave, winner of People's Choice.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #48 - Happy Festivus This week Joey embraces that special holiday of Festivus and airs his grievances against his closest and dearest friends. Basically it's a bitchfest but, if you don't let it out...you'll explode. Happy 31st Birthday to Matt and thank you to everyone who vote for us in the Podcast Awards. For all your Creamie needs including contact to sign up for a Christmas Card visit

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #47 - Driving Miss Wendy As the title suggests, the Naughty Nanny is back and driving slower than ever as she gets lost throughout the world. In addition we dive into celebrity reach around with Madonna, Angelina, Aretha, Elton, and Britney. No last names needed. Also is this the final straw for Brian Dunkleman? I know, Brian who? Remember Creamies, Voting closes DECEMBER 15TH, vote now, vote daily for the Podcast Awards www.podcastawards.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #46 - Inside The BOXX This week we bring you a special bonus episode featuring the hardest working Drag Queen in America! She was awarded Miss Congeniality on Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 2 and was a Professor on Drag U, PANDORA BOXX! Creamies please remember to vote daily at www.podcastawards.com for Cocktails and Cream Puffs in the categories of PEOPLE’S CHOICE and GLBT. We need you! Check out Pandora at www.pandoraboxx.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #45 - Celebration! We want to thank you, our listeners. We are celebrating because we have been nominated for BEST GLBT and the top prize of PEOPLE’S CHOICE for the 6th annual Podcast Awards. Voting runs Dec 1st-15th. Vote early, vote often! This week we are joined by our dear friend Chrissy for some cocktails and cattiness (hmm perhaps a spin off?). This episode is filled with concerts, family, quitting smoking, celebrities in caskets, and bathing suits accenting the pride of once…um, nation. Vote at www.podcastawards.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #44 - I Think We're Alone Now This week we are thrilled to have the opportunity to interview and see the original Princess of Pop, 80's teen pop idol and, number one charting recording artist, TIFFANY! In the episode we feature music by Tiffany including: I Think We're Alone Now, If Only, and All This Time. All of which are available on iTunes or Amazon.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #43 - Discomboobulated This week’s episode is all over the place as the title alludes to. The boys start with an actual serious topic discussing the continuing inequalities for gays in this Country but quickly they move over into their usual array of insanity. These include Joey shucking and jiving for nominations, Matt being over NYC, Marc sees another boy, blushes and running away again, a crazy lady becomes a star on her daddy’s advice, Madonna thanks the gays, and Wendy is in jail and liking the attention. Time is running out and November 21st is the last day to go to www.podcastawards.com and nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT and People’s Choice Podcast. We can’t do this without you!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #42 - Make It Happen! Nominations are open for the 2010 Podcast Awards. For your consideration go to www.podcastawards.com and please nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs for Best GLBT and People’s Choice. Only you can MAKE IT HAPPEN! Music in this episode includes: 'Make it Happen' performed by Mariah Carey 'Kind of Woman' from Pippin performed by Jill Claybourgh

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #41 - A Diamond In the Rump This week we are joined once again by everyone’s favorite Naughty Nanny, Wendy and discuss Adult Truths, McDonald’s and people hiding things where they do not belong. Babies are big this week in the Celebrity Reach Around. Mariah Carey finally admits to being pregnant, Celine Dion shares a startling truth about her recent pregnancy and Charlie Sheen is acting like a baby! This week we also announced that November 7th will kick of this year’s Podcast People’s Choice Awards Nominations. For your consideration, please nominate Cocktails and Cream Puffs, Best GLBT Podcast for 2010. Please visit www.podcastawards.com any time after November 7th until November 21st and nominate us! We are nothing without you and would be honored by your nomination. Music from this episode includes 'Charlie Brown Christmas' from Mariah Carey's new album Merry Christmas II U

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #40 - The Halloween Spooktacular We are now 40 and fabulous. To celebrate this spooky season we invited Creamies to share their favorite ghost stories with us. We discussed the real life origins of one of the scariest movies of all time, The Exorcist. Matt built a 4200 calorie house for ghouls, Facebook is getting gays jobs, Mariah Carey still refuses to speak about her growing belly, Mel Gibson gets canned from his next film (I wonder why), the Von Trapps are back in the house and, we say good-bye to iconic TV dad, Tom Bosley. Music from this weeks show includes: 'Supernatural' performed by Madonna 'I Have Confidence' performed by Julie Andrews 'Thriller' performed by Michael Jackson

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #39 - I'm Not A Witch. Matt, back from vacation shares with us a dream he had. In this world the Cream Puffs were charged as Witches and one of them was found guilty. Can you guess whom? Oh and did we mention the judge was the Naughty Nanny Wendy! Marc tells us about…wait for it…a new show he is working on, and Joey saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Music from this episode includes 'Hello' and 'Truly' performed by Lionel Richie Check out Creamie Christina's podcast Greetings from Nowhere at www.visitnowhere.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #38 - You're Mad As Hell? We hate to get political on your asses but some things cannot be ignored. In the first section of this week’s episode Joey and Marc blast Tea Party candidate, Carl Paladino for his hateful, anti gay comments especially in light of the recent GLBT youth suicides. Don’t despair Creamies, we then brought the funny and filth you’ve come to expect including a visit from the Naughty Nanny.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #37 - Candy Everybody Wants! This week we are ecstatic to bring to you Chicago Comedian, and our college classmate, Candy Lawrence! Candy is a hilarious, cat obsessed, lesbian currently performing as a regular cast member at The Lincoln Lodge in Chicago. Besides our journeys down memory lane, Candy also shares her own “It Gets Better” story and now is living the dream. An audience, two cats, an afghan, an assortment of miniskirts, and a wagon. What more could any girl want? To check out Candy, go to www.thelincolnlodge.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #36 - Well, I'll Be Goddamned Join the Cream Puffs for another week of fun and debauchery as we discuss our favorite celebrities. Lindsay Lohan is trying to get the paparazzi to notice her again and they want none of it. Courtney Love cleaning up her image, it’s about damn time. Who’s Blanket’s daddy and who cares? Mindy Cohn is…wait Mindy Cohn!? Music in this week's episode includes 'The Cat Came Back' by Countdown Kids available on iTunes

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #35 - Hey Baby! This week’s episode is a rollercoaster ride. It may start out slow but then takes off like a rocket. The hot topic this week is Marc’s trip in the magical mystery van. Married or crazy? You be the judge. Lindsay Lohan’s going back to the clink, new Glee guest star revealed and Mariah Carey is angled to perfection. Also Patti LuPone’s Memoir has stolen out hearts. Get it now on audio book for free from audible at audiblepodcast.com/creampuff Music in this week’s episode includes: Some People from Gypsy performed by Patti LuPone The Art of the Possible performed by the Original 1979 Broadway Cast of Evita Meadowlark performed by Patti LuPone All selections are available on iTunes.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #34 - Turning Back Time In this week’s episode Joey is about to pass on to the great beyond but before he goes he is sharing all sorts of sordid stories of debauchery. Matt’s transition to suburban house wife is complete and Marc is back in the saddle!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #33 -New Beginnings, Literally! This week we are thrilled to debut our new theme song, written and performed by the amazing and talented Flat 29 boys Dan, Rich, and Charlie. By the way, they’re not bad to look at either. For this episode we are joined by “Cream Packer” Betsy Carmichael, who is just returning from touring with the Drag Race Girls. This week Joey has road rage senior edition, Matt once again is the dancing queen at a wedding and poor Marc can’t gain weight. All of this and Dancing with the Stars, Zsa Zsa, chain smoking toddlers, the Spice Girls and more. Happy Birthday Kevin! Be sure to check out the Flat 29 podcast at www.flat29.com Music in this episode includes “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls, available on iTunes.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #32 - The Dark Knight Returns For this week’s installment it’s Marc’s turn to have bats in his belfry. Regardless, the show must go on. Once again we are joined by the animal loving, always p.c., Naughty Nanny Wendy. Joey finally says fuck the munchkins and their parents and Matt explains the 3 Fs in human interaction; flirting, fighting, and fucking. Beyond that he has no use for you! Is this the gayest year at the Emmys ever and why is Paris Hilton borrowing a purse? Really that’s the best you came up with?

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #31 - Adventures In Doggy Sitting For this week’s episode we are joined by the always witty and always zany, Naughty Nanny Wendy. Who, quite frankly this week is full of piss and vinegar. As this episode title suggests, she shares her adventures with her furry house guest. Apparently canines were not covered at Nanny University. Joey is still going strong with his diet but desperately wants to be invited to Aarti’s Party. Marc finally got his new couch but no sex please. Clear liquids only. And apparently having bats in the belfry is hereditary. Well, at least for Matt’s family. In addition this week’s news is filled with naughty animals. So relax Wendy; it’s probably just a full moon. Music in this week's episode includes Material Girl performed by Madonna

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #30 - There’s More Than One Way To Marinate A Cat! In this mile stone installment we start off with our very own locally grown bizarre news story. What goes better with cat, white or red wine? This episode proves to be all about the boys (well mostly). Joey shares his first week results of 52 by 32 and nearly has it out with his very own Mrs. Claxton, Marc is getting his new sofa…but doesn’t have a gentleman to share it with, but he’s so over it, and Matt was saved from a bird, bat, or monster attacked by his knight in shining armor. This is a land mark episode not to be missed!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #29 - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Boring No more wedding bell blues in the state of California. Prop Hate has been ruled unconstitutional, for now. However the celebs are keeping the crazy going. Fantasia destroyed a straight marriage and made a sex tape as proof, Justin Beiber was hit in the head finally, Rod Stewart is having another child at 102 years of age, don't piss off Jet Blue, they've had enough, the government is so broke that they are shaking down lemonade stands, and Mel Gibson's dad claims the Pope is gay. The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree! Join us for all this lunacy and more! P.S. Please just sign in at the door!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #28 - I'll Always Remember This After a 2 week hiatus, the Cream Puffs have returned for Season 2 refreshed and renewed. During their well deserved vacations Joey, Matt and Wendy attended the Rochester Pride meeting and recruiting Creamies while Marc was singing for his pizza at the Italian Festival. Matt survived a tornado or three; Marc is still learning that there is no place like a new home and Joey is chasing munchkins around Oz with a big board with a rusty nail in it. Also check out our jam packed Celebrity Reach Around, Lindsay and Ricky and Mel, oh my!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #27 - First Impressions The Cream Puffs are still on holiday for one more week but as promised they left their Creamies a brand new show. Well, brand new to most of you. During the Pride 48 weekend Cocktails and Cream Puffs actually did 2 live shows. The first was at the civilized time of 12 midnight and the second was at 6am! So for all of you Creamies who were in dreamland, we present to you the un-cut, unedited, bass voiced second LIVE on Pride48.com show with technical difficulties and all. In this episode secrets are revealed and the boys share their first impressions of one another. As the old saying goes, "you never have a second chance to make a good first impression"...well, after all these years they must have done something right! Be sure to tune in next week for the kick off of Season 2!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #26 - Recovery Mode! While the boys are on hiatus, Naughty Nanny Wendy and Betsy Carmichael were supposed to share hosting duties of the show...Betsy however had different plans and was luckily foiled by Wendy. In this very special installment of Cocktails and Cream Puffs we present for you an original spoken word piece written and performed by Matthew Crehan Higgins which was recorded live on March 26, 2010 at Gallery 464. Additionally, Wendy is still running our end of season donation drive and you will hear her first hand work her magic on a naughty Creamie.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #25 - You Get What You Pay For! This episode is the Season One Finale of Cocktails and Cream Puffs (however you will get 2 new special episodes while we are on vacation). In just 24 weeks this podcast went from being just a dream to a reality heard in 35 states and 14 countries around the world! We are grateful for all our Creamies who took a chance on us. Thank you! This week for your enjoyment we are joined by the always sassy and witty, Naughty Nanny Wendy and briefly by our musical guest, Gary Andrews and of course we are celebrating with actual cocktails and cream puffs! If you like what you hear, please consider going to our website and making a small donation of $2 towards Season Two. Remember... You Get What You Pay For!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #24 - No Apologies! This week we were joined by a very special guest; singer, songwriter, and hottie...Gary Andrews! Gary is the lead singer for the band, Kamikaze LTD and gay too. He not only shared his music with us including an acoustic in-studio performance but also his life stories, a bottle of wine, and a few frozen margaritas. The Cream Puffs also reflected on the Pride 48 LIVE experience and the greatest performance of the Star Spangled Banner ever. Oh how the mighty have fallen down the "cracks". Joey auditioned many many munchkins, Marc offered sex for a lower rent, Matt reflected on being the dancing queen, and Liza Minnelli made a special appearence on the Home Shopping Network. "Do you like the cloos?" Music in this episode included: "The Star Spangled Banner" performed by Whitney Houston, available on iTunes Check out Gary Andrews at www.kamikazeltd.com

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #23 - Live! For those of you who weren't able to join us for the Pride 48 marathon, this week's episode is the exact show that was heard LIVE on Pride48.com on Saturday June 26th. It is unedited and uncut for your pleasure. This was a night of firsts. Our first LIVE show, we discussed our first concerts and our first BJ experiences. It was also Marc's Birthday, which was not a first. Three old friends, two pitchers of mojitos, one chat room filled with devoted Creamies (and some brand new Creamie converts), and Naughty Nanny Wendy. We couldn't have asked for more for our first LIVE show!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #22 - Sex And The Queen City You asked for it Creamies and we're putting out. In this week's episode the boys each share a best sex story from their colorful pasts. Is it warm in here? Pride 48 is almost here! The Cream Puffs announce that in addition to their Big LIVE show at 11:59pm EST on Friday June 25th, they are also doing a 2nd LIVE show at 6am EST on Sunday, June 27th (UK, Australian, and New Zealand listeners?). Please join us for the LIVE show(s) by going into the chat room at Pride48.com and interacting with us. We are excited and scared shitless. We need you! P.S. Marc's Birthday is tomorrow. Nudie pictures will be accepted in lieu of gifts.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #21 - Merde! Without notice or warning this episode went to shit however with hysterical results! The boys are in rare form this week and perhaps have shared way too much. Marc is gearing up for Shakespeare in the Park or as Joey and Matt call it, the show that Marc does everyday in the blazing sun in a 3 piece suit. The boys have an Oprah's Book Club moment and discuss Josh Kilmer-Purcell's newest memoir, The Bucolic Plague and the anticipated premier of The Fabulous Beekman Boys. The Tony Awards hosted by hottie Sean Hayes in a Spider Man costume are discussed and without fail this results in the usual Broadway argument. Well, it doesn't help that Ricky Martin and T.R. Knight are returning to the great white way. Also a woman uses 911 as a singles line, sex on picnic tables, and a girl giving that special favor to a classmate on the bus, SHIT!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #20 - The Fabulous Beekman Boy! The Fabulous Beekman Boy! In this episode we are thrilled to interview the New York Times bestselling author, Josh Kilmer-Purcell. Josh began his career in New York City as a marketing executive by day and the glamorous drag queen, Aqua by night. These experiences produced the extraordinary memoir, "I’m Not Myself Theses Days". Since his days as Aqua he took a turn at a fabulous fiction novel, "Candy Everybody Wants" and just this month his third book has come out "The Bucolic Plague", sure to be another best seller. This book tells of his current life with his partner Dr. Brent Ridge as they trade in the city life to run a goat farm. Yes a goat farm! To take it a step further they are also the stars of their own reality TV show on Planet Green, "The Fabulous Beekman Boys." What’s next for Josh, Dancing with the Stars? The NASA space program? With Josh, the sky’s the limit! Check out The Fabulous Beekman Boys on Planet Green: Click Here! Get Josh Kilmer-Purcell's Books: Click Here!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #19 - Thank You For Being A Friend, A Tribute to Rue McClanahan In this special Tuesday episode of Cocktails and Cream Puffs we devote the entire show to the life and career of the Emmy Award winning actress, Rue McClanahan best known for her portrayals in Maude, Mama's Family, Sordid Lives and of course The Golden Girls as our favorite man hungry Southern Belle, Blanche Devereaux.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #18 - Whatcha Talkin About Creamie? Whatcha Talkin About Creamie? In this week’s installment the boys officially announce their live broadcast slot on Pride48.com… June 26th from Midnight – 1:30am EST! Be sure to join in the fun of the LIVE show. In this episode we discussed the recent death of former child star turned security guard turned Broadway character, Gary Coleman and the path to destruction of Lindsay Lohan as she turns to Chanel to help her accessorize the unsightly court order ankle bracelet. The Malawian couple is free thanks to Madonna. Elderly people were buried under trash. Kitty gets one hell of a bath. Matt protects truth, justice, and the gay way of life, Joey trains dogs with shovels and Marc gets an entourage. All this and more including a throw down over Mariah Carey and her latest poor decision…when a good role isn’t enough! Music in this episode includes: It Sucks to Be Me from the Avenue Q album, available on iTunes.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #17 - All My Single Creamies! The Tenacious Trio is back again for another adventure. Marc has been liberated from his captor and is back! The boys celebrate that they are now in re-runs and syndication on Pride48.com. Joey had Scarlet’s fine food at Scarlet, Marc has been nominated for an Artie Award, and Matt has been unfriended by a former trick on Facebook. The artist formerly known as Courtney Love finger blasts and tells, Lindsay Lohan puts jail in layaway, Liza performs Single Ladies as only Liza can for Sex and the City 2, and Nicolette Sheridan has sour (Marc) Cherrys. What does a chia-pet, Uncle Ben, and women’s foundation garments have in common? They are all ingredients for the perfect Asian News of the Week. Throughout this episode Joey and Marc partook in an adult beverage and Joey became drunk. Enjoy! Music in this episode includes: Single Ladies performed by Liza Minnelli from the Sex and the City 2 album, available on iTunes.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #16 - Sweet Sixteen In this episode Marc is gone and we are joined by our favorite guest co-host once again, the Naughty Nanny Wendy. This week was a break in the usual format because we opened up the Skype Line and had one brave Creamie call up to chat with us. During this very chatty episode we did announce that we would be joining in Pride 48 this year and in the process covered some Gay History. Additionally we discussed Wendy’s affinity for men with humps, the visit of the President to the Queen City, Joey’s new lez-tastic team, and the oldest surviving Ziegfeld Girl has died…or has she?

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #15 - Ring Around The Rosie In this episode we are visited by many of our fractured fairy tale friends including the inspiration for Mother Goose, Betsy Carmichael, the Itsy Bitsy Spider and a our favorite naughty guest. We explored the songs and stories that our parents told us as they put us to sleep as children and realized that they sound much more like a Stephen King premise. We also learned that if you are going to get drunk with friends make sure you set some ground rules or at least hide the aquarium. We shared the discovery of our new favorite past time, Pink Roulette, and of course...Betty White on Saturday Night Live!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #14 - Full Circle This week’s episode began with the promise of a big star coming out of the closet. Rumored celebs included Anderson Cooper and Queen Latifah, however in reality it was a country music minor star, Chely Wright. Who? Yeah, that’s what we said. This week Cocktails and Cream Puffs are proud to announce that they have officially joined the Rainbow Podsquad Network. Also Sandra Bullock files for a divorce from Nazi loving husband, Jessie James and becomes a new mom. Mariah Carey gets a very expensive ring pop for her anniversary. Lindsey Lohan still refuses to be daddy’s little girl. The artist formally known as Courtney Love is not the spokeswoman on Earth for Kurt Cobain. An Asian restaurant turns away a dog because he’s gay, and Matt HATES Broadway! Links to Podcasts we mentioned on today’s show: Rainbow Podsquad Network Spanking Bea Arthur The Power Gay Foxand the City

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #13 - Reunited And It Feels So Good! In this mega episode Matt returns from his To Wong Fu road trip and the show is back to full strength. Anderson Cooper is named one of the top 5 power gays. Wait, did we miss a coming out episode? Mariah Carey gets married again, and again, and again. The Power of Madonna is a hit, as if there was ever a doubt. William Shatner teams up with Thailand’s Susan Boyle for an emotional love song duet. Japan has its annual giant penis parade and I Saw Your Cock on Craigslist! Music in this episode includes: I Saw Your Cock on Craigslist by Jonny McGovern available on iTunes from his album Gay Pimp

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #12 - The Return Of The Naughty Nanny From Down Under Wendy Cameron is back as a guest co-host while Matt is recovering from a viscous case of cock puffs in sunny Florida. In this episode we share with you a clip from Whitney Houston’s widely anticipated “Kick the Crack Tour”. We also learn that Kim Cattrall is too hot to be a hooker, the new rules for Grindr aka the homo detection device, that gays have initiated the apocalypse starting with Iceland, pot does not make you fly, Wendy’s terrifying experience at an Oscar Party , and Kim Jong-il is a fashion icon!?

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #11 - The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia In this episode we are joined by guest co-host, Jason Bek to discuss the sudden passing of the smart and sexy Designing Women star Dixie Carter and also Meinhardt Raabe, the munchkin coroner from The Wizard of Oz. Jason calls Stritchy at the Carlyle, Joey’s “So excited” from our fan mail, and Marc is a “marked” man by the Kitty Mafia. If that wasn’t enough now you have to make sure the restaurant actually owns that steak you’re eating, you can go to jail for an overdue DVD, smoking will put 10 years on your life (in jail), Elmo’s high, and beware of cows in the sewer. “Georgia on My Mind” performed by Michael Buble from his album “Crazy Love” available on iTunes

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #10 - He Bangs, He Bangs, Men! For our 10th episode we received the greatest gift of all. Latino dreamboat Ricky Martin has officially come out as a gay man! A hot sensual gay man. A hot sensual gay with thighs that could crack walnuts. Oh my, is it hot in here? The answer is yes. In the Queen City it has been unseasonably warm, which has brought out the friskiness in the boys. Additionally in this jam packed installment we discuss the Material Mom cashing in on Material Girl even though she resisted for years. Dancing with the Stars receiving death threats!? Ellen DeGeneres gets her own comic book. Former Gov. Palin and her grand babies daddy, Levi battle it out in the reality show ratings, and watch out for “Ticked Off Trannies with Knives”. Please be sure to vote daily for Pandora Boxx as RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 2’s Miss Congeniality!!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #9 - Memoirs Of A Gay-sha! A show packed with Japanese sex dolls, animals acting out and Russian roulette! The boys start off by admitting the first of many lies. Joey makes an unplanned public appearance, Marc courts an intern and Matt debuts, “Recovery Mode”. Everyone wishes Mariah Carey a happy birthday, except for Justin Beiber. Playboy makes an offer to the “Vanilla Gorilla” to show the goods and Gaga hits a billion views on You Tube, and Donny Osmond is not happy.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #8 - You Belong To Creamie! They boys get the first interview with hottie YouTube sensation, Michael Pittman. Michael is the star of the gay remake of the Taylor Swift video, “You Belong to Me”, which was featured in The Advocate and Perez Hilton, and since this recording Entertainment Weekly. The devastating Oscar curse claims it’s latest leading lady, Joey acquires the “ultra vibe 2000”, Gaga gets sued, the Meth Diet vs. the Tape Worm Diet, China’s newest “petting zoo”, My Dick Sings, someone gets there first kiss and so much more! See the video! The Adam and Matty Show

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #7 - Getting Lucky With Number 7 Betty White has “Hot flashes in Cleveland” with new sitcom, the World Cup needs 1 Billion Condoms, GLAAD Award recipients are announced including lesbian comedian, Wanda Sykes, Betsy Carmichael pays a visit, and “Breaking News”...Sean Hayes is gay!?!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #6 - And The Golden Creamie Goes To... And the Golden Creamie goes to…The boys discuss the awards honoring the best and worst Hollywood has to offer. Joey again talks about his organ(s). Marc is declared a "vocal power house", God help the rest of us. Matt’s worse nightmare comes true when he is told he should be on a reality show. And the Creamies get a glimpse at the men behind the curtain. Or rather the knockdown, drag out fight that tore down the curtain.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #5 - Homo Detection Device Activated! An episode filled with celebrities, has beens and up and comings. We discuss “hairy” situations and explore the new homo detection device, grindr. Like we needed a device!

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #4 - A Dingo Got My Creamie! We are joined by our first in-studio guest, our sassy friend from down under, Wendy Cameron. This week the battle continues; Creamies vs. Cream Puffs. We discuss the top 5 actors of the decade and Wendy's run in with the "Angel who wears Prada". Whitney's dying, Elizabethian porn actors, figure skating plus Vera Wang doesn't always equal gay and here kitty kitty cooking. "That is all".

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #3 - The Birth Of The Creamies! The boys discuss the much anticipated Mariah Carey Concert along with the new "We Are the World" recording...hit or miss? MTV, music television, I think not and John Mayer...shut up! Plus so much more.

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #2 - We're Back!!! Betty White, RuPaul, and Male Hookers, OH MY! What more could you ask for in a gay podcast…or any podcast for that matter?

Cocktails and Cream Puffs - #1 - They're Here! The day you never knew you were waiting for is here. The premier episode of Cocktails and Cream Puffs, hosted by Joey Bucheker and featuring Marc Sacco and Matthew Crehan Higgins. In this episode the boys "expose" their relationship and past adventures. This truly is a getting to know you episode.

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